Thursday 23 May 2013

Honeymoon Surprise

After the birth of our son I felt it was high time I made an honest woman of myself.  This required a little planning on my part as every woman surely wants to make sure she has a 'special day', even if she's planning on having it on an isolated island with a man who used to be a robot that she created without knowing how and doesn't have the services of a reputable dressmaker to make her a proper dress.

Well I do have one rather nice dress.  It's not white but after the birth of our child I think that that is one tradition that I can safely bypass.

Flowers however are a fairly standard and I'm not prepared to forgo those.  And a wedding arch would be nice.  Fortunately this island has abundant sources of flowers and plenty wood to make an arch.


Constructing it on the sly was a little more difficult and contriving an 'accidental' meeting under the flower laden bower which had magically appeared overnight really stretched my ingenuity to the limit.

I couldn't manage to do anything about Edwins clothes.  Nothing I had would really fit him.  I guess I'm pretty enough for two.


A shiny ring I knew was another essential ingredient to any self respecting woman's wedding day.  Of course I had to make my own and then get down on one knee to make my own proposal, but a woman's got to do what a woman's got to do. 

I made sure Edwin knew enough that the ring actually needed to end up on my finger.


There we go.

One more essential ingredient...

You May Now Kiss The Bride!


The wedding bells only chimed in my imagination unfortunately; as I told Edwin, I just didn't have time to make any.


But the wedding feast, provided courtesy of a trip in the time machine, was perfection.


I'm not sure if Hot Dogs with mustard is considered traditional or not, but after years of island food they tasted absolutely delicious!

And the whole ceremony was rounded off with another special activity traditionally associated with weddings.  Thank goodness Wilbur was sleeping soundly.


What bliss.  I thought my life had finally passed through the stormy waters and reached the shallow shoals of motherhood and married life.

I really should have known better.

As evening fell Edwin rose from our bed with a strange look upon his face.  I thought he must have heard Wilbur cry and hurried to get up as well.


But rather than heading upstairs to the nursery Edwin began to double up and make cries of what I thought was pain.


 As I moved to help him he gave one loud piercing shriek...


And transformed before my eyes...


Into a Beast!


I was frozen with horror but for the first time since Edwin first came into existence, he ignored me.  Answering some deeper primal urge he headed outside and squatted down on all fours like a dog, every muscle taut, his blood red fingernail scrabbling at the grass, his elongated teeth, his FANGS! bared in a snarl.


It was like some surreal horror, I couldn't tear my eyes away.

Eventually he seemed to catch some scent on the air.  He lifted his head and swung it from side to side, inhaling through his nose in short, quick snuffles.


Until...


Away into the night he sprung.

As though released from a spell I began to think again.  I had had a child with this thing.  Would what happened to Edwin be effecting Wilbur in the same way?  Even as I stood there, had the same change already taken place?  When I went to the nursery would I find my son or some baby monster that I didn't even recognise?


My sense of relief was nearly boundless when I found him sleeping peacefully in his cot.  His tranquil little world had remained unshaken by the trauma which had nearly destroyed mine.


I had to pick him up, hold him, reassure myself that he was perfect and unharmed.

My precious boy.

Knowing him to be safe, my heart slowed from its frantic pace and the unreasoning terror receded somewhat from my mind.

Edwin had made Wilbur possible; He was the father of my child. I also began to realise that whatever changes had taken place with Edwin, they were almost certainly caused by the potions I had given him.  I had no real understanding of the book on which I based my experimentations.  So much on this island had proved to be a surprise, should I then be surprised, that this surprise was more surprising than any yet?


I sat there long into the night, rocking our son on my lap and thinking of my husband.  Out there, somewhere.  Doing I knew not what, but my thoughts were with him and I felt at peace.





Sunday 12 May 2013

The Good Life

How wonderful it is to finally be able to experience the sorts of things everybody else just takes for granted.

Cuddling with my man on the sofa.


Having meals together.


And what an experience having his first plate of human food was for Edwin.  No more rusty pipes for him!


Sneaking looks at that fine figure while he has a bath.  Edwin has always wondered why I get so much pleasure out of my delicious soapy bubble baths, now he can experience them as well.

He's still extremely wary of the water though so I'm just making sure I'm close at hand if he needs anything.

Anything at all.

Which leads me one topic of conversation about a certain thing that a lot of couples enjoy doing together.


A bit of preparation is needed and Edwin has always been happy to help me with anything I needed

Although I don't know if he's ever been quite as keen as this.


Voila.

A new addition to our household furniture.  I think I can pack up that tent now.  I enjoy being outside but something tells me that I'm going to enjoy being inside even more.


Edwin went all out and our new bed really has all of the bells and whistles.  The sheets and duvet cover are my creation and still a bit rough.  I've gotten better at making fabrics and dyes but I'm a novice really.

Still, I think it looks nice.

And Edwin's as keen as I am to test out how comfortable it is.


Well, one thing leads to another and it wasn't too long before I was thinking it was time to start making preparations for the sleeping arrangements of someone else.

Edwin's and my child.


I don't think there are words to express how happy I am.

When I look back on my life and how very peculiar it has been, I think every bad thing fades away under the knowledge that I am bringing into this world a new little person to share our piece of paradise.  Life here can be hard and a daily challenge but the rewards it gives outweigh everything else.

I hope this little person, whoever he or she is, comes to love this place as much as Edwin and I do.


Edwin waits on me hand and foot so I have a very relaxing pregnancy.   When the time comes I'm pretty scared; it's not like either of us have done this before and frankly giving birth really hurts!


Fortunately it all goes smoothly and the newest addition to the island can be put in his cradle, upstairs in the new baby room Edwin and I have been working on for the past 9 months.


Hello Wilbur.  My beautiful son.  I gift Peepo to you.
















Quick Change #2

Well this certainly wasn't what I was expecting.  Edwin seems a little confused - I'm more poleaxed.  If I didn't know for sure that there weren't any vehicles on the island I'd think that someone had just run over me with a truck.


I mean I guess that a living man is better than a robot but I just wanted someone young.  And good-looking.  And virile.  Er, healthy!

He does have rather lovely eyes though.

And he's certainly got the moves.


And my goodness can he KISS!


HOLD ON ONE MINUTE!


Oh please oh please let this be the right recipe and not that one that smelt like a stable filled with incontinent horses.

Gift #2.


Down the Hatch.


'So, do you like this look better?'


Mmmmm.  Sorry, did you say something?

Was I drooling?


Has anyone ever told you what lovely eyes you have?


And while he's popped out of the room and I have a moment to myself, let me just say...

Oh YEAH BABY!